Messy White Gays

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Upcoming Performances for Messy White Gays

Sat

Dec 6

5:00pm 9:00pm

Sun

Dec 7

3:00pm 7:00pm

Mon

Dec 8

7:30pm

Tue

Dec 9

No Performances

Wed

Dec 10

7:30pm

Thu

Dec 11

7:30pm

Fri

Dec 12

7:30pm

Sat

Dec 13

5:00pm 9:00pm

Sun

Dec 14

3:00pm 7:00pm

Mon

Dec 15

7:30pm

Tue

Dec 16

No Performances

Wed

Dec 17

7:30pm

Thu

Dec 18

7:30pm

Fri

Dec 19

No Performances

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About Messy White Gays on Broadway

It’s Sunday morning in Hell’s Kitchen. Brecken and Caden have just murdered their boyfriend and stuffed his body into a Jonathan Adler credenza. Unfortunately, they’ve also invited friends over for brunch. And they’re out of limes!

Feel bad for them! They’re MESSY WHITE GAYS!

In MESSY WHITE GAYS, Drew Droege—the sharp-penned and quick-witted diarist of the contemporary homosexual—shines a harsh overhead light on the pores of White Gaydom, revealing what happens when throuples crumble, neighbors bicker, and rich and pretty clash with hot and dumb. Let the gays begin!

First Performance Date: 6 Oct, 2025 · On Sale Through: 11 Jan, 2026